I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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