If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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i dont even know how to be here
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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