how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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