At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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