theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You're a waste of cheezeits
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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