hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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