I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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