True but thats because hes a fetus.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize