All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Randomize
