and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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