from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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