The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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