I swear she didn't look like that last week.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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