We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
