WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
COCAINE IS GR8
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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