Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I lost the right to judge tonight
And then he peed in my hair
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