so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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