i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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