drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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