cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.