I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.