Its about making memories worth repressing
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight