Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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