Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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