oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I will die if light touches me.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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