I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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