he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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