its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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