Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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