Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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