physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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