Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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