I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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