But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
