just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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