she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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