im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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