i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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