its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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