We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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