I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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