i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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