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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My Higher Power is John Stamos
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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