everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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