He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she peed on how many people?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
