And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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