there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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