party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I want her autograph on my taint
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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