So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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