It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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