Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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