Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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