That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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