Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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