how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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