would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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