i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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