last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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