My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
my poor anus
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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