I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Of course I have a pirate flag
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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