The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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