just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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