..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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